Customers... Some people will never be satisfied. You can shake Tinkerbell over that latte till her ass turns blue and the cup starts floating, you can drone on about "mother night" till your hearts content and send you little goblin minions out to butcher heard of unicorns, someone's gonna complain that they wanted that fairy dust latte iced or a free range organic unicorn burger.
We keep having people come in an complain that we carry meat. "You're a health food store! How can you call yourself a health food store if you carry MEAT!?"
It is free range organic meat, but apparently good little hippies don't think the rest of us should have healthy meat. Its veggies or processed crap, you're with us or against us!
Also carob is the devil.
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